You won’t believe how much stuff you get. This package has
what you want.
- Tons of hip furniture (stuff you’d actually pick out)
- Private bedroom (locks with a key)
- Private bathroom (no sharing a mirror)
- Your own walk-in closet (space for your stuff)
- Full kitchen (just add pizza)
- Water/trash service and up to $30 electricity allowance (no utility bills)
- High speed internet (no waitin’ around)
- Premium cable package (watch what you want)
- Washer and dryer in your apartment (no scrounging for change)
- Onsite parking (park where you live)
I used to live somewhere else. I also used to think girls had cooties. I smartened up.
